What is a Kiss ???
By Prabsac
@Prabsac (75)
India
December 18, 2006 5:11am CST
What is a Kiss ???
Ans:
Here's how the professors of different subjects define the same word (kiss) in different ways:
Prof. of Algebra:
Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry:
Kiss is the shortest distance between four lips.
Prof. of Physics:
Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. Of Chemistry:
Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology:
Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.
Prof of Islamic Studies:
If legal it is the earner of "SAWAB" and if not, the pathway to "HABIA".
Prof. of Physiology:
Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular is ores muscles in the state of
contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry:
Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy:
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics:
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.
Prof. of Statistics:
Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of
36-24-36.
Prof. of Philosophy:
Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for
the old.
Prof. of English:
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper;
it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Computer Science:
What is a kiss? It looks to be an undefined variable.
Prof. of Architecture:
Kiss is a process, which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.
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