Joke

Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 crore. The questions are as follows: 1) How long was the 100 yr war? A) 116 B) 99 C) 100 D) 150 Sardar says "I will skip this" 2) In which country are the Panama hats made? A) BRASIL B) CHILE C) PANAMA D) EQUADOR Sardar asks for help from the University students 3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution? A) JANUARY B) SEPTEMBER C) OCTOBER D) NOVEMBER Sardar asks for help from general public 4) Which of these was King George VI first name? A) EDER B) ALBERT C) GEORGE D) MANOEL Sardar asks for lucky cards 5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal: A) CANARY BIRD B) KANGAROO C) PUPPY D) RAT Sardar gives up. SCROLL DOWN....... If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardar's replies, then please check the answers below: 1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453 2) The Panama hat is made in Equador 3) The October revolution is celebrated in November 4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name. 5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of the puppies. Now tell me who's the dumb one....Don't ever laugh at a Sardar again On behalf of, Manmohan Singh, PM, India

Don't Make Me Bible Belt You A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. "I'll make a deal with you," said his father. "You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut, and then we'll talk." A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. "Son, I'm real proud of you. You've brought your grades up and you've studied your Bible, but you didn't get hair cut!" "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair." "Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!"

that was very nioce story . especially full iof humour it is very nice to share with opur friends

On a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu guy. Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know your name please?" James Bond: "My name is Bond" Continuing in his inimitable style, "......James Bond." Then Bond asks: "And you?" Telugu Guy: "My name is Rao... Siva Rao... Samba Siva Rao... Venkata Samba Siva Rao... Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao... Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao... Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao... Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao..." Since then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply says "James Bond"

Hmmm Sardar was very happy after having viagra...u know why? he got the idea that every medicine has a side effect but only viagra has a front effect...

I had a craving for french fries one day, so I pulled up to the drive-thru of McDonald's. * Me: "I'd like a large french fries please." * Clerk: "Would you like fries with that?" I got sort of confused at this one and told him no. He told me to pull ahead, so I did, and then he asked me why I was sitting there. * Clerk: "I thought you didn't want fries." * Me: "No, I ordered a large french fries." * Clerk: "Ok. Do you want fries with that?" Since saying no the last time had gotten me nothing, I figured I'd better say yes this time. He gave me two large fries.

oh yes! wasn't that funny!

hey its a nice one.

hahahaha that was really funny

funny..

Good joke. Had a good laugh

The Teacher gave a punishment to the student and asked him to write "I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes in the Class" 500 times. AND The Student Wrote ( Refer picture )

A Sardar went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by a game warden who didn’t like Sardars. The game warden ordered the Sardar to show his hunting license, and the Sardar pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, “This duck ain’t from Ontario.This is a Quebec duck. You got a Quebec huntin’ license,boy?” The Sardar reached into his wallet and produced a Quebec hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said “This ain’t no Quebec duck. This duck’s from Manitoba. You got a Manitoba license?” The sardar reached into his wallet and produced a Manitoba hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said, “This ain’t no Manitoba duck. This here duck’s from Nova Scotia. You got a Nova Scotia huntin’ license?” Again the Sardar reached into his wallet and brought out a Nova Scotia hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the Sardar “Just where the hell are you from?” The Sardar smiled turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, “You tell me, you’re the expert.”

THERE was a rather old-fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in language. She and he husband were planning a week's vacation in Florida, so she wrote to a campground and asked for a reservation. She wanted to make sure the campground was fully equipped, but didn't know how to ask about the toilet facilities. She just could not bring herself to write the word "toilet" in her letter. After much deliberation, she finally came up with the term "bathroom commode". But after writing that down, she still thought she was being too forward, so she rewrote the entire letter and referred to the "bathroom commode" merely as the "BC". "Does the campground have its own BC?" is what she actually wrote. Well, the campground owner wasn't old-fashioned at all and when he got the letter, he just couldn't figure what the woman was talking about. That "BC" business really stumped him. He showed the letter to several couples, but they couldn't imagine what the lady meant either. So the campground owner finally came to the conclusion that the lady must be asking about the location of the nearest Baptist Church, sat down and wrote the following reply: DEAR MADAM, I regret the delay in answering your letter, but I now take the pleasure of informing you that a BC is located 9 miles north of the campground and is capable of seating 250 people at one time. It is located in a beautiful pine grove and is open only on Sundays and Wednesdays. I admit it is quite a distance away if you are in the habit of going regularly, but no doubt you will be pleased to know that many people take their lunch along and make a day of it. They usually arrive early and stay late. My daughter met her husband in the BC. Sometimes it is so crowded there are five to a seat. It may interest you to know that right now there is a supper planned to raise money to buy more seats. They are going to hold it in the basement of the BC. It pains me very much not to be able to go more regularly, but it is surely not due to a lack of desire on my part. As we grow older, it seems to be more of an effort, particularly in cold weather. If you decide to come to our campground, perhaps I could go with you the first time you go and sit with you and introduce you to all the other folks. We will be sure to get a seat up front where you can be seen by everyone.. Remember, we are a friendly community. Sincerely, the Campground Owner.

Very interesting. Take one from here; Dad: "Son, you mustn't pull the cat's tail" It gets angry and might scratch your body Son: "I'm only holding it. The cat is pulling".

What a joke!! Nice one!! I hope theres alot out there to do the same for us who have problem to be more relax and enjoyed our stay here in Mylot.

Hi people read jokes from here and please post your jokes every day in this topic. Jokes are the only thing which makes us laugh even while we are depressed and let us forget our sorrows. here comes my joke Once a cruise ship carrying people from all the nations was goingon a around the world' tour when it got grounded. The ship becameslow and finally came to a grinding halt. Captain of the shipcalled an emergency meeting and told the passengers," Friends, weare in trouble because of God's being angry with us. We need togive sacrifice and I need three people to sacrifice their life sothat rest of us can be saved." All of them moved towards the Deckwhere a japanese came forward and shouted "Long live japan" andjumped into the sea.Then a Israeli jew stepped forward said"Hellulaja" and dived into the sea.After that no one came forwardfor few seconds while people stared at each other and suddenlyout of nowhere a Pathan came forward near the railing andchanted, "Allah-u-Akbar" And Kicked the Indian standing next tohim in the sea.

It sounds like it would be a riot if I was from India and new the meaning of the words. However, much of it seems to be in the international language of comedy and I know where you went with this. Good Job. Jokes are hard enough to tell and even harder to write

hahaha..that is so funny...

hahahahahahahahahaha.. nice one..