Elephant jokes and other that you can tell you Children.

LOL..Here are a few ant and elephant jokes.. An ant and elephant were going on a bike, they had an accident and the elephant is badly hurt but the ant isn't..why? Because the ant was wearing a helmet! Later the ant and elephant are found in the hospital..though the ant wasn't hurt it was in the hospital..why? Coz it was donating blood to the elephant.

Oh my gosh, I _own_ a book somewhere that has those jokes in it! Someone got it for me when I was much, much younger. It is a big book of elephant jokes. All of the jokes that you posted are in it, plus probably a hundred more! I bet that I read that joke book over at least three or four times in my childhood. Thanks for bringing back such fun memories of my childhood for me! *laugh*

Where do ants go to eat? At a restaurant! What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes? Antteneye! What do you call an and with frogs legs? An antphibian! What kind of ants are very learned? Pedants! What do you call a smart ant? Elegant! What do you call a rich frog? A golf blooded reptile!

yeah, i have heard a lot of elephant jokes. :)

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