English can't get funnier then this!!!!!!!!

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English is world wide spoken language but due to some small careless mistakes it can be funny as observed in the following cases:- 1. A student's leave letter: "As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class...." 2. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave" 3. A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I amm suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" 4. An incident of a leave letter: "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."