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How to Identify cities in India Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and They start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkata Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's Mumbai Scenario 3 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.The first two get together & beat him up. That's Delhi Scenario 4 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along And quietly opens a chai-stall That's Ahmedabad. Scenario 5 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software Program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program. That's Bangalore Scenario 6 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along And quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in. That's Chennai. Scenario 7 Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home being friends. You are in Goa Scenario 8 Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their Friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You are DEFINITELY IN Punjab !!