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By rein_rgm
@rein_rgm (388)
Philippines
December 20, 2006 11:42pm CST
One day, man walked up to his son and said, "son, i am a very wealthy and powerful man. I can buy you anything you want. Now being your highschool graduation day, i am giving you this offer of anything you want. Money is no thing to me. Tell me anything you want and I will get it for you."
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@whitematter (501)
• India
21 Dec 06
Bill Clinton, John Kerry and george W Bush
Bill Clinton, John Kerry, and George W. Bush face a firing squad in a small Central American country. Bill Clinton is first placed against the wall, and just before the order to shoot him is given, he yells, Earthquake!" The firing squad falls into a panic and Bill jumps over the wall and escapes in the confusion.
John Kerry is the second one placed against the wall. The squad is reassembled and John ponders what his old pal Bill has done. Before the order to shoot is given, John yells, "Tornado!" Again, the squad falls apart and Kerry slips over the wall.
The last person, George W. Bush, is placed against the wall. He is thinking,"I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop over the wall."
As the firing squad is reassembled and the rifles raised in his direction, he grins his famous smirk and yells, "Fire!"
@prasad1961 (5597)
• India
21 Dec 06
Dear white, something you got to know,
When I was born, I was black.
When I grow up, I am black.
When I'm under the sun, I'm black.
When I'm cold, I'm black.
When I'm afraid, I'm black.
When I'm sick, I'm black
When I die, I'm still black
you---white people,
When you were born, you were pink.
When you grow up, you become white.
You're red under the sun
You're blue when you're cold.
You are yellow when you're afraid.
You're green when you're sick.
You're gray when you die.
And you, call me "color"?