joke time!

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A cop stops a drunkard and asks him: Cop: Where r you going? Dru: I'm going to listen to a lecture about the harm of drunkenness and alcoholism. Cop: At night? And who will give the lecture? Dru: My wife and mother-in-law! 2) At weddings old aunts used to tease me saying "You are next, you are next." But they stopped it since I started doing the same to them at funerals...!!! 3) Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me. 4) God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law. 5) Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills. Wife: When must I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you.