"real friend vs fake friend"

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Differences between Real and Fake Friends!FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ...u a**hole...but that s**t was fun!"FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: cry with you FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bi**h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."FAKE FRIENDS: will talk s*** to the person who talks s**t about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the**** out!