Mother & Wife

well it was nice one keep sending.

Sure there is much difference!!! But they are both of the important figures a lot!

Maybe we have to share it with some men around the world so they will be able to leave their mother's skirt at last!

hey dont belittle women like that

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him hard round the face . He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her as well."

Thats an another hit baby.....Go on.........

Mother is always mother .She is the one who always cares you and helps u while wife is the one who works along with us in all our activities and gives a helping hand to us.

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But, officer," the man began, "I can explain" "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say" "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her. The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her. The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."

A blonde walks into an electronics store and says, "I'd like to buy that tv please." The salesperson replies, "I'm sorry. We don't sell to blondes here." The blonde goes home and dyes her hair brown, and a few days later returns to the store, again asking to buy the tv. "I told you, we don't sell to blondes, miss. Please go home!" the salesperson tells her. The blonde goes home, shaves her head and puts on a baseball cap. In a few days she asks once again to buy the tv. "We just don't sell to blondes here! Please, give up! Go home!" the salesperson exclaims. "I dyed my hair, you still knew I was blonde. I shaved my head and wore a hat, you still knew I was blonde! How do you know?" she cries, exasperated. The salesperson points to the item she wants. "Well, first of all, that's a microwave..."

Its nice but there is one more difference. After bringing you into this world crying Mother also looks after you and makes sure that you stop crying and in case of wife she makes sure you continue crying. :)

good joke send more

yes mother is a god she give life to all and wife is a quin to all man's its simply say mother is a god wife is a 2d mother

Haha.. It's funny.. Love the joke!

That's a really good one.

They both ..

Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires! Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine! What is a pigs favorite ballet? Swine Lake! What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog? Pooched eggs! How do you stop a rooster crowing on Sunday? Eat him on Saturday

good conclusion specially if from woman observation

thanks for sharring it very funny and it is truth too.

that was a cool joke and i luv jokes and i think you should be posting more of it