Microsoft Joke

@MzLefty (311)
United States
December 22, 2006 3:25pm CST
This is a Microsoft joke,I hope that you find it amusing.The joke goes like this,what do microsoft and a halter top have in common? and the answer is,they both offer very little support.Do you have a joke to share?
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whitematter
@whitematter (501)
• India
23 Dec 06
lol now read this dear Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations 10.10.95: Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision. Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. Canadians: No, I say again divert YOUR course. Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW. Canadians: This is a little lighthouse. Your call.
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MzLefty
@MzLefty (311)
• United States
3 Jan 07
oh my god,too funny,thank you for sharing with me.
Non Sa Degra
@Serjas (2328)
• India
20 Jan 07
A sardar boarded a train. Suddenly he felt a necessity to use the toilet. He entered the toilet and saw his reflection in the mirror, which was right opposite the door. Thinking it to be another sardar, he excused himself, and went to wait outside. When after some time he re-entered the toilet, he saw the same sardar again, seeing this, he again excused himself.This went on for about an hour, and now sardarji were in great trouble, suddenly he saw a sardar TTC, and he thanked god for his help, and went to the TTC. He told the TTC his trouble. TTC assured him that he would do all he could to help a fellow sardar, and entered the toilet.Then he came back and told the sardar, Sorry, can't help you. He is a staff member!