Cool Jokes.
By wasim989
@wasim989 (2298)
India
December 24, 2006 11:58am CST
Guys lets share some jokes to make this Mylot community a little funny.
Ok I will start by writing some jokes here.
Jokes are in HINDI
1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi?
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi?
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
rupaye fase huye hain
Population slogan in Bihar: Hum Do Hamare Do, Uske Baad Jitne Bhi Ho,
Sabko Mumbai bhej do
What's the diff between Dawaa & Daru?
Dawaa is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date and Daru is like
wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did
they named them?
They named them as 'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua'
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear!!!
Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.
Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode
pade hain.
So lets share some cool jokes.
2 people like this
6 responses
@prashanth_vv (848)
• India
25 Dec 06
nice ones.even i have posted some really good jokes just check them out in my profile!
1 person likes this
@hindustani (64)
• India
25 Dec 06
one joke from me also:
1st friend: yaar jab main chhota tha to kutab minar se gir gaya tha.
2nd friend: to tu mar gaya ke bach gaya
1st one: pata nahi yaar tab main bahut chhota tha
@gauravimsec (60)
• India
25 Dec 06
Girl:i want to be poor because i think poor people are happy.
boy:then marry me we will be the happiest couple of the world.
@ysmeenaah (35)
• India
11 Jan 07
Thanks for the jokes! Here's another interesting joke! Please read.....
"Please can you giveme... Rs. 3000.... I'll return it to you with in 1 week, I need it.
Please help me. I know you have pls.
Sardar talking to ATM machine
