bored with discussion ...???tell us your jokes...
By Wachied
@Wachied (123)
Indonesia
December 24, 2006 1:41pm CST
once upon a time in the librarian homes...in the mid night that people was getting sleep.the phone rang...ring...ring...ring...
Librarian: hello who is this... dont you know what time is it..???
Jono: Hey it is me Jono...
Librarian: oh yeah jono whats going on
why ou call me in the mid night...
jono: i need your help...!!!
Librarian:what...?
jono:what time library is open...?
Librarian: 8 in the morning
jono: oh its can be faster than 8...?
Librarian;what time...
jono:right now..
Librarian:are you kidding it is mid night...
what you gonna do in the library at mid night...
jono: oh please...
Librarian: what you gonna do ...
why you want to go to the library in the mid night...
jono: i dont wanna go to the library ...
i want to out from the library right now...
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23 responses
@GUITARGEEK (41)
• Malaysia
25 Dec 06
if you know which is older a car or a motorcycle???
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the answer is a motorcycle because when the motorcycle wanna park it has to use the cane get it CANE!
1 person likes this
@coolagrawalrohit (15)
• India
25 Dec 06
Meaning of ABCDEFG :- A Boy Can Do Every thing For Girl.
Reverse Letters GFEDCBA :- Girl Forget Every Thing Done and Catch new Bakra Again.....
@agrawalnakul (648)
• India
25 Dec 06
thats a good joke
here is another one
1st frog say tar
2nd frog says tar tar
ist frog says dont cahnge the topic
ha ha ha
@murtuzataskeen (68)
• India
25 Dec 06
Why did Jack threw butter out?
Because he wanted to see butter fly.
Why did Jack take ladder to school?
Beacuse he joined in a high school.
@gauravimsec (60)
• India
25 Dec 06
Girl:i think that poor people are happiest.
boy:then marry me we will be the happiest couple.
@brabus13 (59)
• Romania
25 Dec 06
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I''m sorry to bother you, but I''m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I''ve got a better idea... just for tonight, let''s pretend we''re married."
The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.
"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"
@rahulnlu (29)
• India
25 Dec 06
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.
During the process, the Judge asked him to explain his actions.
"Your Honor," replied the defendant, "that man represented me in a bitter divorce. One day he said my property settlement hearing was about to be held. The judge would decide that afternoon what I would get, and what Rose would get. My lawyer told me I didn't have to be present and "not to worry."
"I can't see why you'd punch a man for that," interrupted the judge.
"Wait, there's more...
When I asked my attorney later about the settlement, he told me to look on the bright side. I asked why.
Then he said, "Because everything's coming up Rose's."
"THAT'S when I hit him!"
@rahulnlu (29)
• India
25 Dec 06
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.
During the process, the Judge asked him to explain his actions.
"Your Honor," replied the defendant, "that man represented me in a bitter divorce. One day he said my property settlement hearing was about to be held. The judge would decide that afternoon what I would get, and what Rose would get. My lawyer told me I didn't have to be present and "not to worry."
"I can't see why you'd punch a man for that," interrupted the judge.
"Wait, there's more...
When I asked my attorney later about the settlement, he told me to look on the bright side. I asked why.
Then he said, "Because everything's coming up Rose's."
"THAT'S when I hit him!"
@dhananjay102 (48)
• India
25 Dec 06
A Sardarji went to hotel & ate much.After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running & asked him Preetam Singh
"What are you doing?"
Preetam singh slowly shows the board 'wash basin'
@coolagrawalrohit (15)
• India
25 Dec 06
Another Moon?... Possible
Another Sun? ...Possible
Another Sky? ....Possible
Another Person Like You?... Impossible
God can't make the same mistake twice....
ha ha ha
@coolagrawalrohit (15)
• India
25 Dec 06
A follish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremly when her lips are closed !
