What do you think about these short jokes???
By jowowna
@jowowna (116)
Philippines
December 25, 2006 10:00am CST
1. What do you call a sheep without legs?
- cloud
2.What is green and smells?
-Hulk's fart
3. how can you tell if the lawyer is lying?
- his lips move
4.Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
_propessional courtesy
5.why do oysters don't give to charity?
-because they are shellfish
6.Why did the jazz musician like wooden board?
-Because it has a nice groovin in it
4 responses
@ndraj_2006 (1422)
• India
8 Jan 07
These Jokes really so sweet. I like jokes always. I am like humour & i am humourous too. i like to tell a real incident in my life..In India if any shops or any outlet is vacant then they will put a board out side as TO-LET.
In my school days while coming back from school i was erasing the -(hypen) between TO & LET & i was adding I alphabet so it was becoming TOILET. IS IT NOT FUNNY !!!
@klystron635 (1519)
• Philippines
25 Dec 06
some of the short jokes, as you call it, made me smile. while some are corny. generally, it's nice.