UR BEST FUNNy MOMENT

i was running full speed and got clothes lined in the neck by a string i didn't see tied inbetween two posts, landed flat on my back in front of everyone!

my funniest moment is tht i was in the bath singing the song during taking shower and suddenly i sliped and my hand was get in to the toilet whole tht time i was feeeling so ugly dun no wat to do now :)

I freaked on a Ferris Wheel...

i believe my evry moment is funny moment. i want to enjoy my life asd muc as possible. so i generally make comments and give the oppurtinity to other to lough. but i dont make fun of them coz it sholuld not be done.

One of my most embarrassing moments actually happened today. I spent the evening at my sister's house so I could be there to watch my nephew open Christmas presents in the a.m. After breakfast, presents, etc... I went upstairs to take a shower and get ready to go to dinner at another family member's house. I had just gotten out of the shower, completely naked, of course, and my brother in law walked in. I screamed and he ran out of the bathroom yelling "I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything!" YEAH RIGHT! I couldn't look at him for the rest of the day.

my sister was talking about her roommate who is african american and often likes to watch tv with african american actors and my sister was talking about how she always had BET on... and my sister didn't know that BET stands for Black Entertainment Television... yeah - maybe you had to be there....

When my friend was asked to stand out bcos of me doing some mischievous thing.Till that time she was crying standing outside.Later when I was also thrown outside the class,we both were laughing like anything..

When I smacked into a glass door and got a bloody nose then everyone laughed at me, I tried to laugh to because it was funny but my nose hurt really bad.

when i was in okimden in marrakech in morocco for a school journey , it was really wonderful & funny , i liked it so much !

My best funny movement aver is when i slipped on road opposite from girls college and hundreds of girls laughing on me.

You would hav rolled down on the floor and wud hav laughed, if i wud have narrated this in front of u.. i studied in a residential school called JNV G. we were in 10th class.. it was just 1 month left for exam.. when one of the drama team visited our school and gave a performance.. it was about panchatantra, and there was a character of a lion.. that was pretty awesome. the dance that lion used to do became a big hit in our school. whenever v used have fun.. we used to just start stepping that dance.. waving the hands and legs around.. i was one of the top guyz who used to do it.. and one fine day.. the desks were arranged for the pre board exams.. and three desks were placed attached to the board. and i was sitin in the midle one which was just in front of the board. We were making hell lot of noise.. sudenly our teacher entered the class and started shouting.. " stop making noise.. start studyin.. u don have seriousness". you kno what. he was standing behind me.. as there was no other place to.. I got an idea.. and i stood up and faced the class behind him.. and slowly started dancing behind that teacher, the dance that liion used to do.. and everyone started laughing aloud.. teacher again started shouting " why the hell r u ppl laughing ??".. that was awesome believe me.. i can never forget it.. no no.. i dint get caught.

when one day i was calling to girlfriend and by mistake i called at my own home and ask abt her and tell my name too. after it u can think what happened to me.

once my teacher started calling project work i told a boy name continuously for leader then she put me as leader.most funniest moment

At the emergency meeting of the UN regarding another conflict in the Middle East, the floor has been given to the Israeli Consul. The Israeli Consul began, "Ladies and gentlemen before I commence with my speech, I wanted to relay an old story to all of you... When Moses was leading the Jews out of Egypt he had to go through deserts, and prairies, and even more deserts... The people became thirsty and needed water. So Moses struck the side of a mountain with his cane and at the sight of that mountain a pond appeared with crystal clean, cool water. And the people rejoiced and drank to their hearts' content. Moses wished to cleanse his whole body, so he went over to the other side of the pond, took all of his clothes off and dove into the cool waters. Only when Moses came out of the water he discovered that all his clothes had been stolen... And I have reasons to believe that the Palestinians stole his clothes." Yassir Arafat, hearing this accusation, jumps out of his seat and screams, "This is a travesty...It's a lie ! It is widely known that there were no Palestinians there at the time!!!" "And in agreement with Chairman Arafat," said the Israeli Consul, "let me begin my speech..."

ok... i was walking towards the entrance of the mall one summers night a few years ago. I was busy all day and was in a frenzy. Well, there was this kid, around my age laughing and he seemed like he was good natured. He had his back turned to me and was pushing on the mall doors to try and get in. He was laughing and pushing... to no avail. He seemed like someone that could take a joke so I yelled over to him, "hey retard, the door says pull, not push." I was thinking that this was just an average stoner geeking out, well the kid turns around and what do I realize... the kid was actually mentally impared. Man I felt like a jerk. I helped him open the door, and said sorry I was only joking around... but i put my foot in my mouth!

ok... i was walking towards the entrance of the mall one summers night a few years ago. I was busy all day and was in a frenzy. Well, there was this kid, around my age laughing and he seemed like he was good natured. He had his back turned to me and was pushing on the mall doors to try and get in. He was laughing and pushing... to no avail. He seemed like someone that could take a joke so I yelled over to him, "hey retard, the door says pull, not push." I was thinking that this was just an average stoner geeking out, well the kid turns around and what do I realize... the kid was actually mentally impared. Man I felt like a jerk. I helped him open the door, and said sorry I was only joking around... but i put my foot in my mouth!

My best funny moment was when i was a child and i was with my friends making some jokes at the teachers in the classroom, have a nice day on mylot and happy earnings too.

well i was very naughty gal in my school in still m naughty i bully all my college mates n friends i have played pranks on many der r many such moments in my life but wd like 2 share 1 me n my friends after scholl went to eat ice candy v call it gola in india. v were 4 n v ate so many n v didnt realize dat v dunt have enuf money all thought dat d other persons has money n den wn v asked how much do v have 2 pay v wr told u ll have 2 pay 50 rs(1 gola cost 2rs) n all looked at each other damn it was so embarrasing n den i n my 1 friend started shouting on d gola wala do u have license 2 sell these stuff y r u harashing small kids n dat person got so annoyed he was abt to kill us somehow v escaped but me n my friends still laugh as being so silly to ask a road side vendor 4 license if he had 1 y would he wander 4m place 2 place wdnt he open his own parlour....:)

my funniest moment was when i went to my aunt's place which somewhere out of the city.. she lived in quarters..and so all the buildings look very similar.. it happenes so one evening i fought with my cousins and wanted to go back home.. so i went to the place and pressed the door bell..shocking!!i saw some other woman coming out of the house.. i told her confidently that it was my aunt's home. she being kind enough asked my aunt's name and showed me the right building...it was really embarrising ...

I went to a zoo and saw a drunk man acting like a tiger in front of a locked lion cage.