Blow It Up!!
By Rohitpatel
@Rohitpatel (137)
India
December 26, 2006 12:28am CST
Three Indian paratroopers are to throw a hand grenade from the plane, then jump.
The first one goes and says, "Jai Hind!" and he throws the grenade out and jumps.
He lands and sees a little boy crying then asks, "What's the matter?"
The boy says, "My dog just blew up!"
The second paratrooper tosses his grenade, jumps and when he lands he sees a little girl crying.
She tells him, "My cat just blew up!"
The third paratrooper tosses, jumps and lands. He sees this Sardar laughing his head off.
"What so funny?" asks the paratrooper.
The Sardar replies, "I just farted and my house blew up!"
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23 responses
@nihit122 (314)
• India
1 Jan 07
A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively.
"Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won`t sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the shy guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I`m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I`m a journalist and I`ve got an assignment to study how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean Rs 1000?"
1 person likes this
@SK401001 (934)
• United States
31 Jan 07
You and your two blonde friends (Melisa and Sarah) are stranded on a desert island.You have no food at all with you and you are all starving.Then you guys found a piece of bologna.None of you want to share it and you guys don't know how to decide who keeps it.Then you said that whoever had the best dream would win the bologna.The next day you ask Melisa what her dream was. She said that she dreamed that she was rich.Then you asked Sarah what her dream was. She said that she dreamed that she was richer than Melisa.Then they asked you what your dream was.You said that you didn't have a dream but you wrote a poem.They asked you what it was.You said: "Yankee Doodle went to town, riding on a pony.While you guys were all asleep I ate the damn bologna!"
@shotgunner101 (315)
• United States
27 Dec 06
HA HA I love this joke :0 Thanks for the awesome Joke :)
@thewane (30)
• Portugal
26 Dec 06
i wonder if there is anything in common between sonia and this discussion, or is she realy just posting something big in order to receive $$$?
regarding the joke: HHAHAHAHAHAHA
it was funny, you should put some of those in here, because most of the subjects discussed here are problematic or depressing and we need a good laugh once in a while. plus, laughing incrises your life expectancy, so, "don't worry, be happy".
@vipul20044 (5793)
• India
26 Dec 06
Hahaha the old usual sardar jokes nice one buddy thanks for sharing and giving me some giggle sessions
