What is the Funniest True story you have ever heard. Can you beat this one.

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What is the funniest story you have ever heard. This is mine. Me and my buddies were in Cancun for spring break and they told me to go tanning before but I said that is for girls. So the first night we get drunk and I am hung-over the next day and decide to lie out on the beach. I fall asleep and wake up burnt with a white stripe across my stomach. I look like an absolute idiot and by night I have blisters. So the next couple of night I have puss all over my face and am in pain. I decide to get some Vaseline intensive care at the hotel store and use that for about 3 days only to find out after rubbing it all over my face and body that it was VAGISIL I knew I should have taken Spanish instead of French. Oh well it worked pretty well.