Come again?
By loudcry
@loudcry (1043)
India
December 29, 2006 10:00am CST
-Male Zebras have white stripes while female zebras have black stripes.
-Scientists have finally isolated the gene which makes them want to isolate genes.
-He is researching the hereditary causes of infertility.
-Why ask rhetorical questions?
-I have not seen as far as others because giants were standng on my shoulder.
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@pumpkinjam (8786)
• United Kingdom
29 Dec 06
They're good, I especially like the "hereditary causes of infertility". I mean, I'd heard things about the possibility of a hereditary "gay" gene but this is just too funny for words. The worst thing is that all these things are probably true. Have you got any more? Where did you get them from? I like this kind of thing.
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@loudcry (1043)
• India
29 Dec 06
These are some of the funny one liners i have come across over the years. Downloaded them from my mind. Anyway, here are some more i can think of.
-God is real,unless explicitly declared integer.
-Dad to his three year old son 'thank you my dear'.Son' Your're welcome my goat'.
-To study a subject best understand it thoroughly before you start.
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@Serjas (2328)
• India
21 Jan 07
Santa and Banta work in a software company. One day, they were to
move
their
m/cs to another building. Santa was having a tough time carrying his
machine.
Santa : "My m/c has 500 MB disk. See how easily I am carrying it. Yours
has just 250 MB. Can't you carry even this much?"
Banta : "But yours is empty and my disk is full"!!!
