computer error

A good joke. But i know this one from long time. Anyways good job bye

Oh my god!!! That would freak you out! Is this a joke or did it really happen???

Sardar and Bill a sardarji went to US & had a meeting with Bill Clinton. Bill : i want to show you the US advancement. come with me . (he takes him in a deep forest) bill : dig the ground. sardarji did it. bill : more..more..more... (sardarji went upto 100 feet) bill : so now , try to search something. sardarji : i got a wire. bill : you know, it shows that even 200 years ago we used to have telephones. sardarji became frustrated. he invited Bill to india. NEXT YEAR BILL VISITS INDIA sardarji : i want to show you our advancement. the same, he takes Bill in forest . sardar : dig it . bill does. sardar : more ..more ..more .......... (bill goes upto almost 400 feet..) sardarji : try to find something. bill tries. sardarji : did you get anything ? bill : no. sardarji : yes, even 400 years ago we used to have WIRELESS.

That was a funny one. Never heard that before. I fowarded that to all my relatives.. lol

"A pastor of one church who was previously a sailor, was very aware that ships are addressed as "she" or "her". He often wondered what gender computers should be addressed. To answer that question, he set up two groups of computer experts. The first was comprised of women, and the second of men. Each group was asked to recommend whether computers should be referred to in the feminine gender, or the masculine gender. They were asked to give 4 reasons for their recommendation. The group of women reported that the computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because: 1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless. 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem. 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model. The men, on the other hand concluded that Computers should be referred to in the feminine gender because: 1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic. 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it."

Oh....... a good joke!!! But in real life too someone get across something like this. Thank you for making me to relax.