Do you fart?

Oh yeah, I fart! Nothing like a good fart, especially if you've been holding it for awhile. When I have to fart at work in my cubie, I let it out slowy, hoping it doesn't make any noise and doesn't stink. Once I let a longggg one out while sititng at my work desk, and that baby smelled like I was dieing inside! I kept trying to blow some air with my mouth to push it away from me. Yeah, I fart! Doesn't everyone? I good fart in the middle of the night. Once I farted so loud I made the dog bark outside which caused the neighbors to wake up. I'm not sure if my neighbor woke up because of the barking dog or my fart? What is the worset though is when you're on a date and you have to rip one off! I usually go to the bathroom for that, and hope that I can fart in there and wait a bit for my pants to air out before returning to the dinner table. The worst farts of all though are after I eat beans! OMG! Beans and me don't get along too well. Usually when I eat beans, it's all over folks! I'm farting for hours on end after that. I know there is BeanO, but there's just somthing satifying about the relief of a fart. You know what I really hate though? Is the type of fart when it escapes your butt, it goes up the other way. You know, up the front part of you! Makes your balls rise and your nose turn! Oh I hate those. :o)

Farting is something natural for every person so i don't see any problem if i see someone farting, just to not make it many times. I fart sometimes too but not often. Good luck!