all man will love this ! just a joke!
By 1118786
@1118786 (114)
India
December 30, 2006 2:02am CST
1) What is the difference between women and puppies?
A: puppies grow up.
2)Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: cause they are.....
3) If u drop a women and a brick out of a plane,which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares??.....
4)What did God say after he created woman?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created man.
5)What is the difference between an intellegent woman and a UFO?
A: I dont know.I have never seen either.
6)What r the two reasons why womens dont mind their own business?
A: i)no mind ii)no business.
7)What makes women chase men when they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have no intention of driving.
3 responses
@shahabahmadkhan (1999)
• India
30 Dec 06
lmao, those were really funny dude, u have a great sense of humour, i liked it, continue posting such jokes
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@whitematter (501)
• India
30 Dec 06
lol, read this now
an walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. Tells the shepherd, "I will bet you $100 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in this flock." The shepherd thinks it over; it's a big flock so he takes the bet. "973," says the man. The shepherd is astonished, because that is exactly right. Says "OK, I'm a man of my word, take an animal." Man picks one up and begins to walk away.
"Wait," cries the shepherd, "Let me have a chance to get even. Double or nothing that I can guess your exact occupation." Man says sure. "You are an economist for a government think tank," says the shepherd. "Amazing!" responds the man, "You are exactly right! But tell me, how did you deduce that?"
"Well," says the shepherd, "put down my dog and I will tell you."
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