would you like to learn how to be immortal?

No, immortality is for god. I think everything good has an end, and my life are good. If I'll be immortal doesn't mean I won't get aged. Being too old to move for most of your life doesn't sound good to me.

well i don't like to be immortal.

yes please but only if i could spread the secret around then i could keep all my family and friends with me

yes!. do you know how to become immortal?. see i want to be an immortal and to become a vampire.. see the notion of immortality was presented to me by anne rice in her "vampire chronicles". if i could become a vampire i would be immortal and my body will live forever.. i can fly and go to the highest star and the deepest sea. i can visit the forests and the mountains and look at the creatures straight in their faces without having to fear for my life. i will become very strong powerful and i can read the mind of the people. also i would like to move faster than the wind and be able to teleport.. oh well.. im daydreaming again..

Jesus has learn us how, so what's new?