What would happen if men planned a wedding?

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I thought that this was funny!!! If Men Did All the Planning For Weddings... There would be a "Rehearsal Dinner Kegger" until the cops showed up. Bridesmaids would wear matching blue jean cutoffs and halter tops. They would also have NO tan lines and more skin showing than not. Tuxes would have team logos on the back and the Nike shoes would have matching team colors. June weddings would be scheduled around basketball play-offs. Vows would mention cooking and physical attention specifically, but omit that "forsaking all others" part. The couple would leave the ceremony in a souped up '70 Charger or some other Mopar with racing tires and flame designs on the side of the car. Better yet, a Harley! Idiots who tried to dance with the bride (unless they were really old) would get punched in the head. Outdoor weddings would be held during sporting events at half-time or between innings. Ceremonies would be short and honeymoons would be long. Ceremonies and honeymoons would be inexpensive compared to the cost of the bachelor party. The cost of strippers and alcohol really do add up. Instead of a sit-down dinner or a buffet, there would be a hog roast or buckets of chicken, pizza and plenty of bar-b-que. No one would bother with that "Veil Routine". But they would insist that the garter be as high up on her leg as it could go.