Lets Swap some jokes anybody know any??

@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
United States
September 28, 2006 1:33am CST
Doesnt matter is if the dumbest or the funniest joke you ever heard . I'm sure all of us could use a good laugh now and then. So if you have a funny or even a dumb joke let's hear it.
2 responses
• India
3 Oct 06
a lady saw her boss zip open.she told sir ur garage door is open.the boss said did u see my ferrari.she replied no i saw an old scooter with two tyres punctured.
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@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
4 Oct 06
now that made me laugh!!! lol thanks.
@clintz15 (974)
• India
2 Oct 06
These are not jokes ..... just observations .... 1. Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. 2. Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 3. Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. 4. Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre. 5. O'brien's Variation Law: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. 6. Bell's Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the te lephone rings. 7. Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 8. Willoughby's Law: When yo u try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. 9. Zadra's Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 10. Breda's Rule: At any event, the pe ople whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. 11. Owen's Law: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 12. Howden's Law: You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the mailbox. And the last and best : 13. Murphy's Law What has to go wrong will go wrong