The 11th Commandment?
By canadabis1
@canadabis1 (1952)
Canada
11 responses
@kokopelli (4842)
• United States
31 Dec 06
whoa! i can't believe you have ESP, lol! i just answered your other discussion saying there's an 11th and a 12th commandment already... ok, here's the 11th - "Thou shalt not get caught". i'm sure you have an idea of the 12th, hehe.
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@kokopelli (4842)
• United States
2 Jan 07
11th and 12th were created by men, how come you're not aware of them? hehe.
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@canadabis1 (1952)
• Canada
5 Jan 07
cause I never read the other side of the page that had number 11 and 12....i got to the end of the 10th and then turned on the tv....lol
@canadabis1 (1952)
• Canada
6 Jan 07
lmao...so whos she got a hate on for?...everybody?
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@canadabis1 (1952)
• Canada
16 Jan 07
lmao...a classic wife answer...So your bf/hubby must b lazy then?
@fyrescryer (912)
• United States
3 Jan 07
And the lord said unto me "Thou Shalt not make infomercials". It is late at night and you can't sleep, you had a bad day, your grumpy and tired and low and behold the only thing on is the dreaded infomercial, for the nose picker 5000, gets rid of unsightly hair as well, order in the next 15 minutes and we will slash the price in half, but wait we will also send you an additional nose picker 5000 FREE (( just pay shipping and handeling)) oh yeah even Jesus hates those commercials!!!
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@canadabis1 (1952)
• Canada
6 Jan 07
awwww common...you tryin to tell me you havent been flippin throught he channels and got stuck on one of them...next thing u know you've been watching it for a half hr...lol...how do you think I ended up with the Magic Bullet...lol
@Timinator (739)
• United States
4 Jan 07
ok, heres my commandment "Thou shalt not obey the other 10 commandments, for the are trash. 11th amendment for PRESIDENT!"
That is one self-loving commandment.
@canadabis1 (1952)
• Canada
6 Jan 07
ummmmm...not quite sure I can agree with that one...the killing and coveting thy neighbors wife and all.
@hockeygal4ever (10021)
• United States
4 Jan 07
I think perhaps the 11th Commandment should be "Thou shalt not interrupt any hockey games for any reason" Nothing ticks me off more than to get a phone call or a door bell ring in the middle of a freaking game!!!!! lol
All hail hockey!
@utsadetti (4589)
• United States
1 Jan 07
All people in this planet must bow at utsadetti! i think it is the 11th buddy. do you agree?
@BittyBiddy (2903)
• Ireland
5 Jan 07
The 11th commandment as written by BittyBiddy:
If thou hast nothing good to say, then thou had better not say anything at all.
That might sort out a few of the discussions on myLot.
@Schnorrawaggle (688)
• Austria
16 Mar 07
11th Thou shalt have a sense of humor
12th Thou shalt not gossip. (what would some people talk about???)
