A married man
By Priceless
@Priceless (1277)
January 1, 2007 12:17pm CST
A married man had a small box under his bed, that he had told his wife never to open. One day she was so curious that she broke down and looked in it anyway. She found two beer bottles and $5,000 in cash.
The next night while they were lying in bed, she asked her husband about the beer bottles.
After stammering around, he finally answered: "They're for every time I've been unfaithful to you."
Initially, she was upset but she thought to herself: "Two is not so bad."
But then she remembered the $5,000 in cash and asked him about that.
"Oh, that?" he replied. "That's the money I made from recycling all the other bottles." A married man had a small box under his bed, that he had told his wife never to open. One day she was so curious that she broke down and looked in it anyway. She found two beer bottles and $5,000 in cash.
The next night while they were lying in bed, she asked her husband about the beer bottles.
After stammering around, he finally answered: "They're for every time I've been unfaithful to you."
Initially, she was upset but she thought to herself: "Two is not so bad."
But then she remembered the $5,000 in cash and asked him about that.
"Oh, that?" he replied. "That's the money I made from recycling all the other bottles."
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@magikrose (5429)
• United States
4 Jan 07
OUCH that had to hurt. Hey he told her to not open the box. It was her fault.
LOL that was a good one. Thanks for sharing.
@ricky1209 (1675)
• India
1 Jan 07
Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says,
'God, are you still in there?'
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@myarticlemalldotcom (217)
• United States
18 Jan 07
That a good one. If only I had recycled my bottles. lol
