Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
ROFL! I love this! I like the ones that can make you laugh and not be off-color,. Thank you for a clean joke I can tell my friends with embarrassment! you get a +!