India Vs Pakistan..funny

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Indian and Pakistani armies are deployed on borders since long time. There was no chance of starting war soon. So Pakistani troops wanted to do some activity. Their intelligence reports revealed that in indian army there are a lot of BOOTA SINGH................. So they started to call loudly at 12 Mid night BOOTA SINGH, BOOTA SINGH, BOOTA SINGH From other side BOOTA SINGH replied to that call immediately by standing up straight by saying HAZAR JANAB Pakistani troops took the aim and killed that Boota singh. Through this activity they were start killing one boota singh every night. This thing demoralized indian troops. They started to plan revenge. Their intelligence reports revealed that in pakistani troops their are a lot of ALLAH BAKASH........ So they thought to reverse the on going process and that night one of indian soldier called loudly ALLAH BAKHASH, ALLAH BAKHASH, ALLAH BAKHASH Pakistani soldier replied..... He is on leave....who are u???? Indian soldier imediately stood up and said BOOTA SINGH janab..... and DUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ