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ALL GIRLS WILL HATE THIS... 1) What is the difference between women and puppies? A: Puppies grow up. 2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces? Answer: Because they are... 3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles? Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever. 4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane,which one would hit the ground first? Answer: Who cares?????..... 5) What did God say after he created woman? (This ones THE BEST) Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man 6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ? Answer:I don't know, I've never seen either. 7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business? Answers: i) no mind ii) no business 8) What makes women chase men when they have no intention of marrying? Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have no intention of driving (The Best in the lot) YOU GUYS MUST BE HAVING A HEARTY LAUGH........AND GIRLS SOME SCIENTISTS HAVE FOUND THAT GIRLS DO HAVE A LITTLE SENSE OF HUMOUR SO PLEASE DON'T PROVE THEM WRONG.......IF YOU WANNA SAY ANYTHING THEN GO AHEAD POST UR COMMENTS BELOW