If You Caught Your Partner In Bed With Someone Else
By Brian
@wolfie34 (26771)
United Kingdom
7 responses
@visitorinvasion (7709)
• United States
2 Jan 07
I caught my ex-boyfriend with another woman once when I came home from work early. They were going at it hardcore and didn't even hear me enter.
I was so shocked I went back to my car to collect myself.
This woman made 3 of me easy, and I wasn't prepared to try to kick her *ss, so I calmly pulled the .380 out of the glove compartment, popped the clip out and went back in...if I left that clip in, I'd be in prison right now.
Anyway, this time I went in loud.
Pointed the pistol and said to the woman (yes, she knew he had a girlfriend and she knew they were f*cking in my bed) "you have about 30 seconds to get the hell out of my house and take him with you."
The idiot made the mistake of breaking in while I was at work, the neighbor lady told me as soon as I got home. The idiot took some clothes that I had bought a few days before and took them back for the money--and left his clothes in the closet, go figure.
Needless to say, the sales lady ID'ed the idiot and he was arrested for burglary and sentenced to 180 days suspended. He had to move, there's no way he could stay out of trouble for a whole year and a half...and I gladly burned his stuff in my gravel driveway.
Moral of this story: Don't cheat on a redheaded woman, it can be hazardous to your health.
3 people like this
@brokentia (10389)
• United States
2 Jan 07
Wow! That is an awesome story! I loved it! Thank you so much for sharing!!!!
I love the fact that you had enough sense to take the clip out. But still used it as a threat. So great! I bet their faces were awesome and really helped you feel gratified!!! :)
1 person likes this
@visitorinvasion (7709)
• United States
2 Jan 07
hahaha, I imagine he won't ever forget me, and I hope he treats his wife better than he did me, God help her.
I have no worries now, the hubs worships the ground I walk on, and vice versa.
Thank you for best response :)
1 person likes this
@brokentia (10389)
• United States
1 Jan 07
Oh man! I would have one heck of a reponse! I would probably be spitting enough venom to kill an army and cussing enough to make a sailor blush!!!
And I would not care what he had to say to me, he nor she would have any privacy to get dressed. To top it off, I would probably be throwing his clothes out the window for him to fetch and tell him he better hire a dang good lawyer because I will take him for every penny he has got! We have seven children and I am pretty sure that he wouldn't have enough money after paying child support to even buy himself a Big Mac! LOL
And just so that you know why I am so passionate about my reaction...I have already had to endure his infidelity...never have I walked in on him. But there is enough pain already there that I certainly would never forgive him again!
3 people like this
@waynet (2650)
•
6 Jan 07
I'd just break her legs and leave her to moan like the guy out of misery, I'd come back every now and again to see if her legs are healing and if so out with the sledge hammer again.
Although I'm not a fan of violence in real life It would make me laugh, as for the bloke(but if it was a lass, then a threesome would have been on the cards almost certainly)I'd chop him up into small pieces and place small chunks in my favourite ice cream and feed him to the neighbours dog.
1 person likes this
@here4uall (77)
• Romania
1 Jan 07
it is very hard to say...it depends on a lot of things....the way you feel about your so called partner,it depends on your temper as a man....not all people react the same in front of similar situations.
I guess I would tell her "You do not deserve me...I would never do such things" and walk away.....and try not to bother to much.....
You have to be in a good relationship with yourself...I know it sounds funny.....but it is important to be able to understand that you are to good for a person like this.