How do chinese girl humorously reject the foreign man

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M:Can i buy you a drink? G:Actually I`d rather have the money M:Can i have your name? G:why?Don`t you already have one? M:I`m a photographer.I`ve been looking for a face like yours. G:I`m a plastic surgeon.I`ve been looking for a face like yours. M:Is this seat empty? G:Yes,and this one will be if you sit down. M:Haven`t I seen you some place before? G:Yes,That`s why I don`t go there amymore. M:Will you go out with me this Saturday? G:Sorry,i`m having a headache this weekend. M:Ithink I could make you very happy. G:Why? Are you leaving?