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JOKES Que: - What is the height of stupidity? Ans: - 2 sardarjis sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat ********************************************************************* once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon". The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain, Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!" ********************************************************************* A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table. The guest asked what is this? The Sardar didn't know proper English, he said "Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight" ********************************************************************* Sardar1: - Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye? Sardar2: -Birla cement Sardar1: -Kyun? Sardar2: - Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain ********************************************************************* Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It is for people who can't swim! ********************************************************************* Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar? Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course! ********************************************************************* Sardarji calls Air India. 'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?' 'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant. 'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up. ********************************************************************* Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?' 'Haan' replies shop owner. Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!' ********************************************************************* Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he suddenly hit a girl! So girl shouted, 'Sala Break nahi maar sakta tha!!!' And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab break kya alag se maroon??????????????????? ‘ ********************************************************************* Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter with two men ahead of him. 'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket. 'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' the second man asked and was handed a ticket. Then came the turn of Banta Singh, 'Ek Punjab female dena!' 'What do u mean by Punjab female?' asked the clerk. 'It is for my wife' replied Banta Singh.