the ramblings of a lunatic

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Today is wednesday 03 January, do you know why this day is important? no me neither but then its a good question isn't it, what exactly is the capital of Bolivia?, i bet an italian couldn't tell you and do you know why, exactly because the haddock in your mouth would stop him understanding what the hell you are talking about. I looked around the corner and guess who was there...... Give up? OK it was .. no not him.. as i was saying.. who?, im not sure who that is i'm afraid.... take a left at the end of the road and its the one with the purple rainbow... its basically the shape of a rainbow only its not multi coloured.... Your welcome. Where was i? oh yeah it was Mr butler, my old maths teacher, he didn't recognise me, i had short hair back then, now i've got long hair so he was rather bermused when i informed him of my successful differentiation of an equation, but he said well done anyway. The argument broke into the street, two burley geordies, one a large balding man a look of rage in his eyes glared at the other, a shorther uglier man with a stream of blood flowing from his nose. Moments later the two men collapsed almost simultaneously into a heap on the floor, screams rang out from up the street as two women yielding shotguns bustled past stopping only briefly to check the bodies on the floor. The two men where still as a West ham defender, there was little doubt of their fate for beside each man lay what could only be described as the ingredients for a steak and kidney pie. To the left was a fisherman, jake his name, he had sat at this same spot everyday for almost seven years and in all this time had never had as much as a nibble. Some might say that he was an unlucky man, others that he was trying to fish in a disused swimming pool; either way it is agreed that this is a sad man, ever since the tragic death of his wife. Those seven years ago his wife had been mysteriously murdered by a man wielding a fishing rod much the same as jakes. The police were clueless. Are you still reading? you must be even more bored than me!