Yo Mama Jokes
By hassanchop
@hassanchop (820)
United States
January 3, 2007 6:18pm CST
Post your Yo Mama jokes. I'll give 'best response' to whoever makes me laugh the hardest. Made-up or not doesn't matter to me, as long as the whole thread doesn't just consist of copy and paste. Try to name them off the top of your head, though.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said "No livestock, please"!
You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor slapped your mama instead!
Your mama's so nasty, the last time she was on TV she heard "You are not the father, you are not the father, you are not the father..."
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4 responses
@Janono630 (238)
• United States
4 Jan 07
all i got is...
Yo mamma is so fat, she doesnt take pictures she take posters. ooooooo snap
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@lonewolfnan (4366)
• Canada
15 Feb 07
Yo mama is so old she use to babysit God.
Yo mama is so boring even the voices in her head don't talk to her.
Yo mama is so fat her shadow weighs 500 lbs.
In Canada,we have a secret weapon and it is the only reason why we have never been attacked by a foreign country since the US tried a few hundred years ago.The UN calls it cruel and inhumane puishment but we still will use it if we are forced.to.It is a picture of yo mama in a bikini.
@sharon613 (2321)
• United States
24 Jan 07
Yo mamas so fat that she had to wear a slip the whole entire day.
@pd_davies (149)
• India
29 Jan 07
Gifts
One day The Lord spoke to Aadam. "I've got some good news and some bad news," The Lord said.
Aadam looked at The Lord and replied, "Well, give me the good news first."
Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new oragans for you, one is called a brain. It will allow
you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eave. oamThe other organ I have for you is called a paenis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and 2007 populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to feb give her children."
Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"
The Lord looked upon hum Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."
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Small Compensation
A drunk in a bar pukes all over his own 005 shirt, which was brand new before he came in. “Damn,”
he says. “I puked on 22 my shirt again. If the wife 21 finds out, she’s gonna kill me.”
“Not to worry,” says the ba07 rtender as he sticks a $20 bill in the drunk’s pocket. “Just tell her
someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill.”
So the drunk goes home and tells his ok wife feb jan about the guy who puked on him. She reaches
into his pocket and finds tjawo twenties. “Why are there two twenties?” she asks.
The drunk replies, “Oh, yea nh, he crapped in my pants, too.”
