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****HR MEMO**** -EFFECTIVE JANUARY 2007- *TOILET USE 1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit inside the cubicle. 2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the cubicle door will open and your picture will be taken. 3. After second offense, your picture will be posted on the company notice board under "Chronic Offenders" category. 4. Anyone caught smiling will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy. Thank you for your loyalty. Remember, we are an employer of choice and we are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternations and input shall be directed elsewhere. From The Management

Here's my share.. :-) ***BEAUTY PAGEANT BOO BOOS*** HOST: What's your ideal age for marriage? CONTESTANT: Uhhhmm... I am not sure.. HOST: Ok.. in your own point of view, what do you think, more or less? CONTESTANT: Uhhmm.. More (crowd booing...) CONTESTANT: Ok ok.. Less less.. --------------- HOST: How would you like me to address you? CONTESTANT: My Address is Princeton Mansions, Ortigas Ave. Pasig City --------------- HOST: What is your best feature? CONTESTANT: My graduation feature.. --------------- HOST: Why did you join this contest? CONTESTANT: Me? Join this contest? Why did I.. that's all.. Thank you1 --------------- HOST: What do you want to be after you graduate? CONTESTANT: I want to be be a successful Medicine. --------------- HOST: What would you like to say to foreigners? CONTESTANT: Please come back. --------------- HOST: What is your typical day? CONTESTANT: Saturday I guess.. --------------- HOST: What is your favorite motto? CONTESTANT: (after a long pause) Ahhh.. I dont have a motto eh.. (so the crowd starts helping her out. The crowd starts saying "Time is gold! Time is gold!" CONTESTANT: Ahh.. I have.. I have.. Chinese gold! --------------- HOST: If you were to describe the color blue to blind person, how would you do it? CONTESTANT: That's a very good question. Keep it up. (then the contestant turns and walks away) --------------- HOST: What is your edge over the other contestants? CONTESTANT: My edge is 23 years old. -------------- HOST: How do you see yourself 10 years from now? CONTESTANT: I'll be 28. -------------- HOST: If you were given a special power, what would it be? CONTESTANT: Power of Attorney! -------------- HOST: I heard you almost didnt make it? How did you get here? Did you ride or did you walk? CONTESTANT: Of course did you ride. What do you think of me, did you walk? -------------- lol! hahaahah :-)

Laughing is also very good for releasing natural pain lessening endorphins .. I live with a syndrome that cause pain and fatigue constantly .. and I find having a really good laugh does give me some 'extra' pain relief for a while ..

heres my contribution prank I played when I was in college. I was a big prankster. When in college there was this water cooler with a glass chained to it. This glass was chained because the students used to run away with the glasses. so one fine day we saw one of our crazy prof. moving towards the cooler. We deliberately filled the glass with chilled water and kept it on the top of the cooler. When the professor reached the cooler to drink water, by default he pulled the glass by the chain and all the chilled water poured onto his head.

Laughter can most definitely be the best medicine! Laughing involves the whole body when you think about it, so maybe it's good exercise as well! Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone.... Maybe the world as we know it would be a far better place if we all learnt to laugh a little more and devloped our senses of humour?

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ..........:)

yeah even i heard its a good medicine. it takes little of ur muscles to strain to laugh than to grin at some one

i agree ....one should start day laughing n smiling

laugh , i got it from the god as a boon because in my life i think i never had pass a day without laughing,just all because of the grace of the god i laugh each day even i don't understand whenever i am in alone i start laughing without any reason and my friends says me that i am a child. don't know what i am but i like laughing.

i totally agree wid u frend.. laughing is 1 of the best thing in humans life which is available free of cost but its value is as precious as 1 million tonnes ounces of platinum... so keep laughing HAPPY LAUGHING 2007 YEAR :)

Yes.. laughing is very good for our life, the best medicine for our mind who ussual get stress so we can get re-freshment soon. The person who always laughing looks younger than the age and beautiful as well. Unfortunately I do not have a joke at the moment, one day I'll send you

i think u r right. laughter is the best medicine. But i need some really good jokes now to laugh at.

for me laugh is the act of expressing the inner most feeling of your heart and laughing someone can easy read your mind

laughter is indeed the best medicine i have seen people much old doing this godly exersise daily in a much toned health.and it also helps us to have a hearty laugh when we are actually laughing.

bwakakakakakakka......everyone need laugh...:D

WELL ITS VERY WELL DISCUSSED THING LAUGHTER IS LIFE AND LIFE IS LAUGHTER ISN'T IT

wow ur post was really repetative and you can't spell :) good bye

very nice, I never heard about this

hihihihihi...hahahahahaha...laughing is really a good medicine.you know i love making my co-employees laugh everytime where having a dull moment in the office.i used to make funny gestures and make funny faces to turn their gray day to bright one.from that, even we just take simple glances to each other,its a spark of as if a tickle that starts us to laugh and be merry all day long.

it is very true that laughter is the best medicine as it excercises the facial muscles and u can loose a lot of u r weight also.it is a natural way excercising u r face and much better than the medicines which cause various side effects.