Lets hear sum YO MAMA JOKES HERE.......post all u got here

Thanks for the laugh!

I've got one your momma so fat that even dora couldn't explore her! eat dat momma!

yo mama is so intelliegnt ha hah haha hahahahaha

Here are some jokes hope you'll laugh :Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

thnx for te laugh

BOEING! BOEING! Mrid A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....." Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts "BE SILENT!" There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is looking at the blonde and the angry Pilot. She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started shouting, "OEING! OEING! OEING! OE...."

Dear Tech support Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing taht took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as PokerNight 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5 and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please Help!!! Thanks, a Troubled User. _________ ________ __________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complaining about. many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertaintment program. Wife 1.0 is OPERATING SYSTEM and is desinged by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the systems once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 becouse Wife1.0 isdesinged to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE becouse ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a grat program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2... However, be careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause system to launch the program Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0! WARNIN!!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 or 3.5(worse)... these applications is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will couse irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of Luck Tech support. i found this joke first on a web page and then i suddenly foun this in my lot, but posted it here anyway... :)

ohh man you guys took off all the yo mama jokes tat i cant think of that is not a repitition..._

Happy Communion The church was celebrating Communion. During the "children's sermon", the minister was talking about Communion and what it is all about. "The Bible talks of Holy Communion being a 'joyful feast'. What does that mean? Well, 'joyful' means happy, right? And a feast is a meal. So a 'joyful feast' is a happy meal. And what are the three things we need for a happy meal?" A little boy put up his hand and said, "Hamburger, fries, and a regular soft drink?"

its my turn..... A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"

Your mama is so fat when she sh!ts she strikes oil

jokes are good..........