Psychiatrist phone message
By wepay2
@wepay2 (346)
Australia
January 4, 2007 7:32am CST
Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.
If you are phobic, don't press anything.
If you are anal retentive, please hold.
1 person likes this
3 responses
@marciascott (25529)
• United States
21 Jan 07
You are a sicko! why did you even reply to my discussion, there is always one bad seed. asnd you are a bad seed! you need to press all the buttons you need help? you are nothing but the devil! I just read your message. are you jealous or something. something is definately wrong with you have you ever lost a child a$$ hol!
