Stupid people stories (joke)

Here is one. While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Tom and his wife Peg listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?" The rest of the story is not pleasant.

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

You've got funny neighbors. I'm sure, you are having the last laugh.

He he he it's a funny story. i think he should drive more carefully not to hit the deers.

That's funny. I actually know people like this.HaHA

stupidness give knowleges

Very funny, i wonder what the people had to say to his request, are they realy innocent or born idiots anyway its nice to have such funny person living in your neighbourhood, ypou can have yur laughs

Love to listen that..taking out my time..almost.

A main in Orange Country Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane. He claimed that the four frozen cadavers in the mortuary van he was driving shoul be counted. The judged ruled that passengers must be alive to qualify.

Thats funny. I think some people really would do something like that. I guess thats why they say it takes all kinds to make the world go round.

You have a natural knack for coming up with good jokes. Good job :)

The 100$ Dollar Bill Mrid Santa Vlause, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde were all walking down the street when they all spotted a 100$ dollar bill. Who do you think got it? No one because the first four dont exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.