shocking telegrams

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TELEGRAM #1 A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as : "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED." ********************* TELEGRAM #2 A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife : "I wish you were here." The message received by wife: "I wish you were her." ************************************* TELEGRAM #3 A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband. At the reservation co! unter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as: "Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady." ****************************** ******************