legal language ...the way lawyers talk..

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many of my friends and many people i know are in the legal profession . ive always found legal language very amusing !..specially if its used to express NON legal matters ..like the one below..a simple greeting.. here's wishing all mylot members a happy season ..legally yours..lol please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration, of the summer solistice holiday, prctised with most enjoyable traditions of reliigious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all. ( me is laufin out loud ) by accepting this greeting you are accepting these terms. this greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. it is freely tranferable with no alteration to the original greeting. it implies no promise by the wisher to actually impliment any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, a nd is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. this wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance if a subsequent holiday greeting ,whichever comes first ( loud lol ), and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. ( the final touch ) disclaimer : no trees were harmed in the sending of this message. however a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced. cheers! with warm regards. please to try to express yourself very legally here...im sure you now know what i mean . also ...do let me know of any other such interesting legal expressions of non legal matters ( no obligation ..lol ).