a story
By its_rocky
@its_rocky (14)
India
January 5, 2007 2:12am CST
This is a story of two elderly people living in a mobile home park in Florida.
He was a widower and she was a widow. They had known one another for
a number of years.
One evening there was a community supper in the Club House, and the widower
and widow made a foursome with two other singles.
They had a wonderful evening and spirits were high. The widower sent a few
admiring glances across the table, and the widow smiled coyly back at him.
Finally, he plucked up his courage to ask her, " Will you marry me? "
After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered, "Yes.
Yes, I will. "
The meal ended with a few more pleasant exchanges and they went to their
respective homes. The next morning, the widower was troubled. Did she say
'Yes' or did she say 'No'?
He couldn't remember.
Try as he would, he just could not recall. He went over the conversation of the
previous evening, but his mind was blank He remembered asking the question,
but for the life of him he could not recall her response.
With fear and trepidation, he picked up the phone and called her. First, he explained
that he didn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past.
As he gained a little more courage he then inquired of her, " When I asked if you would
marry me, did you say 'Yes' or did you say 'No'? "
" Why, you silly man, I said 'Yes. Yes I will.' And I meant it with all my heart. "
The widower was delighted. He felt his heart skip a beat.
Then she continued, " And I am so glad you called because
I couldn't remember who asked me. "
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4 responses
@hobohobo (678)
• Indonesia
5 Feb 07
At 85 years, Morris marries a lovely 25 year old woman. Because her new husband is so old the woman decides that on their wedding night they should have separate bedrooms.
She is concerned that the old fellow could overexert himself. After the wedding festivities she prepares herself for bed and for the knock on the door she is expecting.
Sure enough the knock comes and there is her groom ready for action. They unite in conjugal union and all goes well whereupon he takes his leave of her and she prepares to go to sleep for the night.
After a few minutes there's a knock on the door and there old Morris is again ready for more action. Somewhat surprised she consents to further coupling which is again successful after which the octogenarian bids her a fond good night and leaves.
She is certainly ready for slumber at this point, and is close to sleep, for the second time when there is another knock at the door and there he is again fresh as a 25 year old and ready for more.
Once again they do the horizontal boogie. As they're laying in afterglow the young bride says to him, "I am really impressed that a man your age has enough juice to go at it three times. I've been with guys less than half your age who were only good for one time. You're a great lover Morris."
Morris looks confused, and turns to her and says," I was here already?"
@pd_davies (149)
• India
29 Jan 07
Gifts
One day The Lord spoke to Aadam. "I've got some good news and some bad news," The Lord said.
Aadam looked at The Lord and replied, "Well, give me the good news first."
Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new oragans for you, one is called a brain. It will allow
you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eave. oamThe other organ I have for you is called a paenis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and 2007 populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to feb give her children."
Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"
The Lord looked upon hum Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."
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Small Compensation
A drunk in a bar pukes all over his own 005 shirt, which was brand new before he came in. “Damn,”
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So the drunk goes home and tells his ok wife feb jan about the guy who puked on him. She reaches
into his pocket and finds tjawo twenties. “Why are there two twenties?” she asks.
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@simran1430 (1790)
• India
25 Jan 07
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
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It really works!
SMILE, IT''S TAX FREE!
