BEST SMS JOKES!! (please co-operate)

**You have a Message** Hey! This is your Cellphone. You dont actually have a Message I just wanted to tell you that Im so happy you took me out of your pocket cos your A$$ stinks!

Newtons law number 5b The diameter of the pole is directly proportional to the expansion in the hole

hai am also intersesd in sms jokes r u a tamilian can u send me some jokes

the wife rang to her husband in the office and said:darling ,come quick,your children are beating up our children.

One SMS was just empty, n at the bottom was written Yes, it is Empty.

Lawyer And Blonde Mrid A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains" I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer that you'll ask me, I will pay you $500!." Figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references.He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail. Afterover an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

The Sinner Sinner: Father, forgive me for i have sinned. I am sexually preoccupied and i always read dirty jokes and often look at sexy pictures from my cellphone. Priest: Child, can you be my textmate? Do you have MMS??

hahaha. Now that funny there. Thanks for sharing man! keep them coming.

nice jokes. i don't have anything of this category. but u keep it up !

raghv keep it up

COROLLARY OF NEWTONS FIFTH LAW Only under the passage of a current the length of a rod and and depth of a hole are measured.

A son telegraphs his father for money: No mon, No fun, Your Son. And he gets a reply: How sad, Too Bad, Your Dad.

I love getting a laugh every now and then. Keep them coming guys!!

hahahaha......u have made me laugh whole heartedly after a long long time

Little John's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When the mother and the new baby came home from the hospital, John's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left the house, little John's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad mentioned that if he so much as hinted anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the spanking of his life. Little John told his dad that he understood completely. When John looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The new mother said, "Why,thank u, John". John said,"He has beautiful little feet & beautiful little hands, a cute nose, and a really beautiful eyes! "Can he see?" asked John. "Yes", his mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision." "That's great", said little John,"cuz he'd be in trouble if he had to wear glasses!!!"

The person you have messaged cannot be reached at the moment... please message again later!!!

How would you like make a mariage work? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even she if look like truck

Guess Male or Female (Web Pages) The answer is FEMALE why They're constantly beeing looked and frequently getting hit on

Sorry, it is really difficult for me to answer,but hope you can find the answer ASAP...

nice,hehe,you know i also know a joke is about Newtons is ,but i am now fotgot it,i am sorry ,