Hello! (joke)

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One day in a language school in Australia. Teacher: "All right, now I`d like you to make a sentence using the words GREEN, PINK and YELLOW. Who`d like to try?" A student raised his hand. It was Kukoya from Japan. Kukoya: "Early this morning, I looked out the window, I saw the GREEN grass and PINK roses in the garden. I went outside and I feel the warm YELLOW sunlight around me." Teacher: "Not bad. Okay, who`s next?" Another student raised his hand. It was Weng from Singapore. Weng: "I try! I try. Can aaah?" Teacher "No, no, not you" Weng: "Aaaiiyaaa... let me try lah... I can do lah... you think I`m stupid meeeh..?" Teacher: "Okay.. go ahead" Weng: "This morning I heard the phone GREEEEEN...GREEEEEN... I PINK it up and I said YELLOOOOW?"