Voice-Activated car radio
By charlieb1979
@charlieb1979 (392)
United States
January 5, 2007 1:19pm CST
Janet had just gotten a new voice-activated car radio. The radio worked based on conversation: If Laura said "40" then the radio tuned to the local Top 40 station, of she said "country" then it tuned to the local country station and so on and so forth
well this one day, she was on the expressway headed back to work from her lunch break and another driver cut her off as she went to change lanes and hit her car in the process. Janet got mad and screamed as loud as she could "YOU STUPID INCONSIDERATE IGNORANT WOMAN!" at that point the radio changed stations just as Janet heard "Welcome to the Dr. Laura Show"
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@satyamss (870)
• India
5 Jan 07
No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired."
You don't have detention, you're just one of the"exit delayed."
Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."
These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."
Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."
Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."
Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."
You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."
You're not late, you just have a "rescheduled arrival time."
You're not having a bad hair day, you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."
You don't have smelly gym socks, you have "odor-retentive athletic footwear."
No one's tall anymore. He's "vertically enhanced."
You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."
You don't talk a lot.. You're just "abundantly verbal."
You weren't passing notes in class. You were "participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations."
You're not being sent to the principals office. You're "going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative building."
It's not called gossip anymore. It's "the speedy transmission of near-factual information."
The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's "digestively challenged."
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@Janono630 (238)
• United States
6 Jan 07
lol thats pretty good.
why dont women need drivers liscence's?? Because there isnt a road from the kitchen to he laundry room.
@satyamss (870)
• India
5 Jan 07
A day without sunshine is like night.
A disagreeable task is its own reward.
A donkey is a horse designed by a study team.
A fail-safe circuit will destroy others.
A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.
A fool and his money are soon elected.
A fool and his money stabilize the economy.
A free agent is anything but.
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
A geophysicist is not drunk as long as he can hang onto a single blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.
@pebbles_cubbie (3789)
• United States
6 Jan 07
wow. that's a funny story. i would never buy one of those things cause it would be really annoying and i talk on the phone while i'm driving sometimes or i sing a long to the radio and that would make me mad if it switched stations every time i said a certain word. but good story especially if your friends name is really Laura.
