Blonde paint job (joke)
By jennifer611
@jennifer611 (2514)
United States
January 5, 2007 3:08pm CST
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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@satyamss (870)
• India
5 Jan 07
A couple married thirty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running
along the road.
The woman said,
"Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here thirty years ago."
The guy stopped the car. His wife backed against the fence, and they made love like never before.
Back in the car, the guy says, "Darling, you sure never moved like That thirty years ago, or any time since that I can remember!"
The woman says, "thirty years ago that fence wasn't electrified!"
@umerasif (532)
• Pakistan
6 Jan 07
Read that one before as well on mylot. Nevertheless, thanks for sharing
@banasuresh (28)
• India
6 Jan 07
A school inspection is going on, Inspector of school asked question to students,"a hundred meter long train passed a plattform at a speed of 80 mile per houre. Tell my age." all class with classteacher do'nt understand what to do,but a blonde stand up and said confidently,"52 years." "absolutely correct" exclaimed the inspector,"but how can you guess."very simple,"said the blonde,"my brother is of 26 years and he is a half mind.If half mind 26 then full mind............?????"
@cruisecontrol2007 (52)
• United States
6 Jan 07
THAT IS CUTE WE NEED MORE LAUGHTER IN OUR LIVES KEEP IT UP I DON'T HAVE ALOT TO SHARE WHRN IT COMES TO JOKES.....BUT THIS ONE IS CUTE