excelent stuff (part two)

India
January 6, 2007 12:23am CST
IF U READ FIRST PART OF THAT STORY THEN U BETTER UNDERSTAND, WHAT'S GOING ON? NEELAM:WHAT GOES IN HARD AND PINK THEN COMES SO SOFT AND STICKY? BOY:BUBBLEGUM NEELAM:WHAT DOES A MAN DO STANDING UP, A WOMAN DOES SITTIN DOWN AND A DOG DOES ON THREE LEGS? BOY:SHAKE HANDS NEELAM:NOW, I WILL ASK SOME "WHO AM I" SORT OF QUESTIONS, OKAY? BOY:YEP NEELAM:U STICK YOUR POLES IN SIDE ME.U TIE ME DOWN TO GET ME UP.I GET WET BEFORE U DO? BOY:TENT NEELAM:A FINGER GOES IN ME.YOU FIDDLE WITH ME WHEN U'R BORED.THE BEST MAN ALWAYS HAS ME FIRST. BOY:WEDDING RING NEELAM:i CIMES IN MANY SIZES. WHEN I M NOT WELL,I DRIP.WHEN U BLOW ME, U FEEL GOOD. BOY:NOSE NEELAM:I HAV A STIFF SHAFT. MY TIP PENETRATES.I COMES WITH A QUIVER. BOY:ARROW NEELAM:WHAT WORD STARTS WITH A "F" AND ENDS WITH A"T" THAT MEANS LOT OF HEAT AND EXCITEMENT? BOY:FIRETRUCK U LIKED THAT.ITS NOT OVER THERE IS MORE LESSONS IN MY NEXT VISIT. BYE...
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29 Jan 07
Gifts One day The Lord spoke to Aadam. "I've got some good news and some bad news," The Lord said. Aadam looked at The Lord and replied, "Well, give me the good news first." Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new oragans for you, one is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eave. oamThe other organ I have for you is called a paenis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and 2007 populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to feb give her children." Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?" The Lord looked upon hum Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time." ** Small Compensation A drunk in a bar pukes all over his own 005 shirt, which was brand new before he came in. “Damn,” he says. “I puked on 22 my shirt again. If the wife 21 finds out, she’s gonna kill me.” “Not to worry,” says the ba07 rtender as he sticks a $20 bill in the drunk’s pocket. “Just tell her someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill.” So the drunk goes home and tells his ok wife feb jan about the guy who puked on him. She reaches into his pocket and finds tjawo twenties. “Why are there two twenties?” she asks. The drunk replies, “Oh, yea nh, he crapped in my pants, too.”
pd_davies
@pd_davies (149)
• India
29 Jan 07
Gifts One day The Lord spoke to Aadam. "I've got some good news and some bad news," The Lord said. Aadam looked at The Lord and replied, "Well, give me the good news first." Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new oragans for you, one is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eave. oamThe other organ I have for you is called a paenis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and 2007 populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to feb give her children." Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?" The Lord looked upon hum Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time." ** Small Compensation A drunk in a bar pukes all over his own 005 shirt, which was brand new before he came in. “Damn,” he says. “I puked on 22 my shirt again. If the wife 21 finds out, she’s gonna kill me.” “Not to worry,” says the ba07 rtender as he sticks a $20 bill in the drunk’s pocket. “Just tell her someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill.” So the drunk goes home and tells his ok wife feb jan about the guy who puked on him. She reaches into his pocket and finds tjawo twenties. “Why are there two twenties?” she asks. The drunk replies, “Oh, yea nh, he crapped in my pants, too.”