Blonde in an Electro
By Starlady0_1
@Starlady0_1 (586)
United States
January 6, 2007 1:12am CST
A blonde walked into an electronics store and told the salesman, "I want that T.V."
And she points to the display.
He looks at her and tells her, "I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to sell that to blondes. "So the blonde all ticked off walks out of the store.
An hour later, she walks back into the same store with a black wig on. She walks up to the salesman and says, "I want to buy that T.V."And she points to the display.
He looks at her and said, "I'm sorry, but I already told you we can't sell that to blondes. "So she walks out of the store and mad again without the T.V.
A few weeks later she gets a makeover, new hair color and everything, and she walks back into that electronics store. She walks up to the salesman and says, "I want to buy that T.V." And points to the display.
The salesman shakes his head and tells her, "I told you twice already, I can't sell that to blondes. "The blonde looks at him and says, "How do you know that I'm a blonde?" He looks at her and states, "Because, that's a microwave."
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12 responses
@tocika (970)
• Romania
6 Jan 07
HA!HA!I'm blond...But I understand your little joke.Sometimes,who is doing joke like this is enviuos,because he never could to conquer ablond,or if that who made this joke is girl is upsed that the blond girl always are beautiful and have around a lot of guys.
Good luck!HAve a nice day;)
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@Starlady0_1 (586)
• United States
6 Jan 07
Tocika that was a great one for the blonde joke telling. (he) is envious so that is why he is hanging around. lol
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@lilaclady (28207)
• Australia
6 Jan 07
hahahahaha, thats a good one, the jokes are good this morning, thanks for sharing...
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@lilttownmommie (1473)
• United States
6 Jan 07
some good jokes here, nice posting :) we all need a good laugh
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@farocop44 (447)
• Canada
7 Jan 07
So did Reviver copy this joke right into your post? or what? Check down the first page, he copied your post and installed it as a reply to you..What the hell
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@Starlady0_1 (586)
• United States
7 Jan 07
Acturely is an old joke. just a different version.
Here one another one for ya.
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the stat trooper arrived.
"My goodness!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on my an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped." "Well, how in the world did this happen?" The officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was..."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off. "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
@prasadr (871)
• India
7 Jan 07
this is a long heard joke, but it have many versions. See it was told about sardar on my contry india. Actully it may be from other genuim. But anway it is an interesting joke. I enjoy it when i heard fst asn for some time. Now it is an old story...
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@kbkbooks (7022)
• Canada
7 Jan 07
How To Clean Your Toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
@Reviver (339)
• Romania
6 Jan 07
I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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