Imagine this !!

The first question that i would ask my cat is why does she have to pass gas every time she sits in my lap? Does she think its funny? And if she were to respond I would have to say that she would be grounded

Well the other day my cat got scared and clawed the crap out of me. So if she started talking I'd ask her "why in the world would you do that to me? you know im in pain don't you?? you're lucky i love you, becuase i almost got rid of you. dont do it again, and stop walking outside!"

i will say ; don't start to grumble that fish that i bought you yesterday was spoil, And why did you tearing all my curtain every day? did you know that its expensife? do you? you know how i worry when you come home late? where are you been ? dont tell me that our neighbor have cute female cat. stop it! stop it! if you can talk, stop circleing my feed, and start explaining! ! ! lol lol

it would be cool!