good sardarji jokes!
By prashanth_vv
@prashanth_vv (848)
India
January 6, 2007 4:01am CST
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered
huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? . . . .. .
. . . .. . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!
A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face
in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons
relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs
tree, and sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why
he does this. Sardarji: "I've been promoted as branch
manager ."
Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a
open mouth................. Because his doctor advised
him "Today's dinner should be light"
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his
college . U know Why? Because he wanted to check where
the question paper is leaking...
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining. Sardar: So what take an
umbrella and go.
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question
ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar,
what ever u order first will come first.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an
essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except
one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This
PacketSardar: - Why did u come so far. Instead u could
have posted it....
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar
replied : Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like
all d passengers in d bus he was driving..
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar
stands up- We must find & stop her!.
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking
at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey
bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The
Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last
words . It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!"
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his
eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing. He
said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before
taking it? Guess what...---To avoid side effect!!!
Man: Sardarji where were u born? Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part? Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha
hai, whole body is born in punjab".
IN COURT during a case: Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe
haath rakhkar kaho ke ..... Sardar: yeh kya, Sita pe
haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab kehte ho gita pe
haath rakho.....
Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me.
I don't know how she got my no, She interrupts
whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your
card"
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and
found Mrs Sardar painting the walls. She was wearing a
new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this
was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing
them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed
him the instructions on the tin, "For best results put
on two coats"
A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind
him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur
password . Its 4 asterisks (****). The first sardar
replies , Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong, Its 1258.
Q: ) How do u recognize a sardar in school or
college ???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when
the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara !!
Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale? A: )
Because he wanted to measure how much he has
slept........
Santa Singh MBBS. After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa
Singh starts his own practice. He checked his first
patient's Eyes, then the Tongue, and finally the Ears
using a torch. Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!
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25 responses
@koolgalsonia (74)
• India
6 Jan 07
Ek bar ek sardar ne ek ladki ko cycle se thok diya,to ladki ne bola ghanti nahi mar sakte thee, sardar bola puri ki puri cycle to mar di aab kya ghanti alag se maru.
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@jacobdsouza (181)
• India
9 Jan 07
fey quite a good one . neat , clean , simple and calls for a laugh .
@jackf501 (853)
• Malaysia
7 Jan 07
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?" Patient: Well, give me the bad news first. Doctor: You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left. Patient: OH NO! That's awful! In two years, my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this??? Doctor: You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you.
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@koolgalsonia (74)
• India
6 Jan 07
one day 2 sardarji was fighting ahd they where fighting for a corner seat of rikshaw
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@ahsan15 (334)
• India
6 Jan 07
Banta is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey.
Santa happens to come into the bar and sees him."Banta," says the shocked Santa, "what are you doing? I've known you for over fifteen years, and I've never seen you take a drink before. What's going on?"Without even taking his eyes off his newly filled shot glass, Banta replies, "My wife just ran off with my best friend."He then throws back another shot of whisky in one gulp."But," says Santa man, "I'm your best friend!"Banta turns to Santa, looks at him through bloodshot eyes, smiles, and then slurs, "Not anymore! He is!"
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@joykohli (6)
• India
6 Jan 07
a sardarji went to a doctor's clinc(me).he met another sardarji sitting in the waiting room who was crying.sardar1 asked him that why is he crying.he replied that that doctor is a very cruel person because he came to have a blood test and the doc cut his finger for getting the blood sample.sardar1 started crying even more louder and said what will he do to me,"I have come here to get my urine test done".
this joke is made by me.hope u like it
@vamsimmaddula11 (1802)
• India
9 Jan 07
i liked your jokes i too have a sardarji joke
sardar1 says i went to honeymoon alone and saved half money
sardar2 says you saved nothing at all
my friend was going to honeymoon and i sent my wife with him
@ukchriss (2097)
•
13 Feb 07
A little girl asked her mother for ten cents to give to an old lady in the
park. Her mother was touched by the child's kindness. "There you are, my dear,
but, tell me, isn't the lady able to work any more?"
"Oh yes," came the reply. "She sells sweets!"
@pd_davies (149)
• India
29 Jan 07
Gifts
One day The Lord spoke to Aadam. "I've got some good news and some bad news," The Lord said.
Aadam looked at The Lord and replied, "Well, give me the good news first."
Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new oragans for you, one is called a brain. It will allow
you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eave. oamThe other organ I have for you is called a paenis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and 2007 populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to feb give her children."
Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"
The Lord looked upon hum Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."
**
Small Compensation
A drunk in a bar pukes all over his own 005 shirt, which was brand new before he came in. “Damn,”
he says. “I puked on 22 my shirt again. If the wife 21 finds out, she’s gonna kill me.”
“Not to worry,” says the ba07 rtender as he sticks a $20 bill in the drunk’s pocket. “Just tell her
someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill.”
So the drunk goes home and tells his ok wife feb jan about the guy who puked on him. She reaches
into his pocket and finds tjawo twenties. “Why are there two twenties?” she asks.
The drunk replies, “Oh, yea nh, he crapped in my pants, too.”
@shalwani (760)
• Pakistan
15 Feb 07
Delivered:
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".
Smart Sardarji:
A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun game.
The Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."
Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep.
The American, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5,and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."
This catches the Sardarji's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.
The American asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The Sardarji doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet,pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the American.
"Okay," says the American, "your turn".
He asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The American, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer & searches all his preferences........no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress... no answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the Sardarji and hands him $500.
The Sardarji thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.
The American, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardarji and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the Sardarji reaches into his purse,hands the american $5,and goes back to sleep.
Sardarji Jokes:
A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Sardarji.
Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.'
Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got?' 'Sand,' says the Sardarji.
Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.
Finally, the Sardarji doesn't show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a 'Dhaba' in Islamabad.
'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?'
The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, 'Bikes'
Race to the Sun:
Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."
"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."
@gajodhar_pande (274)
• India
7 Jan 07
well a very good joke again i am impressed
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@maxmathur (157)
• India
7 Jan 07
we all make jokes on sardarji's ..
yet they are the people who have the best sense of humour and can laugh at themselves
@john_xxxspeed (2)
• India
7 Jan 07
to understend jokes on sardarji, pls take note, caution: beware of loosong sense of humor, be carefull reading these jokes.
