Jokes Forum!!

Cool ok let's get started.This one i heard from a friend:Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "What shall we do?" "Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen. Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts. "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen. Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn. "Show him your cross," says Sister Helen. "Now you're talking," says Sister Marilyn. She opens the window and shouts, "Get the f*** off our car!":P

Jack and Bob were talking one afternoon, and Jack tells Bob, "You know, I think I'm ready for a little vacation. But this year I want to do something different. The last few years, I took your suggestions about where to go. Three years ago you said I should go to Hawaii, an' I did an' Lola got pregnant. The next year you said to go to the Bahamas. Lola got pregnant again. And last year you told me to go to Tahiti. Sure enough, Lola got pregnant again. This year I want to go someplace cheaper so I can bring her with me!"

a man was in a hurry to board the plane and didnt have time to do the paperwork to get his little doggie on board. so the man stahed the puppy down the front of his oants and sneaked him on the plane . about 30 minutes into the flight a stewardess noticed ; Stewardes: are you ok sir? man: yes but i have a confession to make i did not have time to do the paperwork for my dog on board so i hide him down the fronts of my pants. stewardess: i see well as long as he;s housebroken i guess it will be ok. man: oh he's housebroken but hes not weaned yet!

How about a whole page of jokes? http://users.tpg.com.au/gaudette/52061228.html

Good idea. I like my jokes short and simple. Q. What do you call a fast cake? A. Scone.