Stages to settle your computer problems...

hoho,have you done that to your own computer? If you did, could you tell me how did your computer react? haha...

thank you so much for the stages to diagnose your computer..I will applt these rules to my computer when my computer meet problems..

well that should remain a joke , oops , i think it should be termed as "how to dispose your computer or something like that " but i love my computer and cant live without it , so wont ever do that with my computer

I know a person who did the same thing with his computer upto stage 3 after which, a long and strong hand came out of the computer and took his towel and put it in the hands of the person while holding him hard near it(Computer) with the other hand! May be sometimes things go other way round.

That is pretty funny and hope that nobody tries the last three after checking the computer for viruses and worms and spyware. The other reasons would not be too healthy for your computer and you never know the computer might fight back at you and retaliate. LOL Just kidding of course.

good stages to fix ur computer but I will never follow it because I know that its joke.

hey good joke at first i thght u were seriously telling abt computer problems

you foregot the 6th and last thing to do just through out your computer from your window and get rest forever

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hehehe i also employ some of these steps.anyways thanks a lot for sharing these with us.i got the new tip ie-putting it into a dustbin.never tried it before.thanks

yes, i'll try...

thanx 4 the suggestions.......ill try this onmy frnds computr........

This is seriously Silly...

I hope no one takes ur advice seriously..i already lost my pc to this bullshit

I know these stages well. I know of a guy, who'd do just this to make his TV work. Of course, he dumped it only later. But I know he'd kick start his TV set.

Gee, and I hope No one takes this serious enough to consider doing, even though I am sure we have all been there from time to time. Thanks for the laughs.

fine i will check it out

Well.. first way.. there's only 1 Step.. take it to the Computer Repair shop. second way.. 2 Steps.. Backup.. then Format third way.. give the whole thing to your friend or relative.. fourth way.. throw the whole thing to your neighbor's window